for imaginary kamikase suitors:
- I don't leave home without a Very Good Reason (fire, plague, no coffee, a break in the clouds)
- I don't like pubs (not a VGR then - see previous initiality) unless really cute, historical or spectacularly scenic
- I do enjoy eating out – tho' I’ll be REALLY out between courses – smoking (BBQ's are already there in every sense - but note previous note as well)
- I have no intentions of stopping – NDR (no discussion required)
- Any objection to cats being present at all times will meet sound of front door shutting - your good self on t'other side (even if at your place and you have no cats)
- The same goes for Grommit, residing on or around my pillows (he stays)
- Stockings a turn-on? Tough (I have cowgirl boots)
- Thongs? Maybe when half a stone or so melts away (patience is a virtue – learn it!) but the right to deny thong-existence is eternally retained
- My contrariness should be tolerated with humorous goodwill but never ever used as evidence against me (there’s plenty else)
- any snoring (on either part) and it won’t be ME sleeping outside
- I like sleeping alone – cats and I need sprawl space ... er ... indoors - unless it's warm and starry - everything changes then
- I don't sleep naked unless it’s too hot (what if there was a burglar??) (nothing to do with wobbly bits at all!)
- My 'puter is off bounds – do not touch! No matter how much you say you can fix it, I won't believe you!
