I bought sturdy, plain underwear in Tesco, feverish with pondering how Blue Peter has gone red. Blushing that a message board revelation has brought the righteously indignant centre stage. It seems that BP is responsible for the demise of youngsters’ trust everywhere. Yeah, right. Like the rampant abuse of a free will planet by those hooked on cash, power and keeping the rest of us in our place far from their gilded gates has nothing to do with anything. Like honesty actually stands a chance when the mortgage flashes before your eyes if things go wrong. Ha! Knickers ...
